I’ve written for 19 years, 574 essays, and 4.0 million words and counting. You can read a quick intro or my best work, which I curate below.

Most of my writing cycles these days go into Bits about Money, my weekly newsletter on the intersection of technology and financial infrastructure. You would probably enjoy it.

Most Popular

• The story of VaccinateCA An oral history of that time I tweeted myself into becoming the U.S.’s vaccine location information infrastructure czar. VaccinateCA’s work saved thousands of lives and contributing to it was my proudest professional accomplishment to date. Personal favorite.
• Salary Negotiation Instrumentally probably the most useful thing I have ever written. Salary negotiation advice, originally written for engineers in a good market but I’m told broadly applicable. According to reports from people this is responsible for ~$9 million a year in marginal improvement to compensation. Personal favorite.
• Don’t Call Yourself A Programmer, And Other Career Advice.  Career advice for engineers, but widely applicable, or so I’m told.  Personal favorite.
• Some Perspective On The Japanese Earthquake.  My (very personal) take on Japan’s response to disaster management after the Touhoku earthquake in 2011.  Got covered in the NYT, Australian ABC, BBC, etc.
• Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names. I identified a common class of bugs in the design of applications. This spawned something of a genre.
• Running A Software Business on 5 Hours A Week.  Time management and productivity tips.  Personal favorite. See also about using metrics for personal productivity.
• Why I’m Done Making Desktop Applications.
• How To Compete With Open Source.  (日本語版もあります！）
• The IE7 CSS Bug Which Cost Me A Month’s Salary.  It was a learning experience… a very expensive learning experience.
• Strategic SEO for Startups.  Personal favorite, and probably my best “high level” take on SEO strategy for businesses which are not mine.  See also follow-up discussion.
• The Hardest Adjustment To Self Employment.
• Building Highly Reliable Websites.

Career Advice

• Don’t Call Yourself A Programmer.  Personal favorite.  My advice to young engineers on positioning themselves for current and future career growth.
• My thoughts on salary negotiation, particularly useful for engineers. Personal favorite.
• For freelancers/consultants: how to get your first client and how to set prices (interviews conducted with Ramit Sethi).

Marketing

In a nutshell: Every software company should assign full-time engineers to working on their marketing funnel. Virtually no one does. Most of my largest career wins are shipping relatively simple engineering artifacts (like e.g. automated drip email campaigns) which directly affect funnel math by 3~15%.

Drip email campaigns:

• My most common consulting engagement was delivering a lifecycle email campaign, often for first-time users of the software. This was because it routinely increased conversion by ~15%. Due to SaaS math that rounds to a 15% increase in enterprise value for one to two weeks of work. (I have a video course on this.)
• Only enough time to write one email? Send all customers on a month-to-month SaaS plan an email offering to upgrade them to the annual plan for a modest discount (10% off or one month free). You can do this in an hour; it routinely gets 20%+ uptake and is great for your cash flow and churn rate. Here’s one annotated example.

Conversion Optimization:

• I wrote the book on A/B testing in Rails (if by book one means OSS software). It was adapted for Khan Academy’s metrics infrastructure. I used this extensively for testing marketing copy, landing pages, design tweaks, the purchasing page, and in-app funnels.
• Minor tactical conversion tweaks with big results.  Four years later I’m paid to consult with companies you’ve heard of and it is disgusting how many need to be told some of them.  (Big buttons!)
• How to sell more software.  Personal favorite.
• Practical Conversion Tips for Selling Software.  Personal favorite.
• The importance of always giving the user prominent options which advance them towards conversion.
• Tips for landing page design.  They worked pretty decently for me.

AdWords:

• Early impressions on how to be successful with AdWords.  Hilariously, at the time I was very opposed to the Content Network, which is now 90% of my AdWords business.
• Using Placement Preference to decrease costs.  I don’t do it anymore — Conversion Optimizer is far superior for cost performance.
• Why I don’t use Yahoo Search Marketing, or whatever it is called these days.  Fool me once, bad on you, fool me twice…
• After being an early adopter of Conversion Optimizer with significant success I was ranking #3 for it (under Google itself), which might have been why they did a case study with me.  It remains my favorite AdWords feature.

Measurement:

• Instrumenting a downloadable free trial to tell what is causing conversions.
• Using Google Analytics to see what people are clicking on.  (CrazyEgg is a much better option in every way.)

Miscellaneous:

• Engineering Your Way To Marketing Success.  Partially practical tips, partially part of my ongoing campaign to convince programmers that marketing is a worthwhile skill they can’t afford to reflexively dismiss or be terrible at.
• Why posting on forums to move product at retail is probably a waste of your time.
• Blogging as personal marketing.  (I was starting to be the go-to guy for SEO a year and change into my business, when I was 25.)
• Using incentivized surveys to get customer feedback.  Personal favorite.  It taught me some interesting things.

Weird Hobbies

I have some weird hobbies. Some people have, probably justly, accused me of having a hobby of having weird hobbies. Occasionally I write what I learn from them:

• I used to ghostwrite letters to banks to resolve consumer credit problems, which prepared me very well for when Equifax had their data security breach. Writeup: Identity, Credit Reports, and You
• I researched and wrote about the economics of the discount brokerage industry. How Discount Brokerages Make Money
• I have a longstanding informal research interest in the economics of fraud, and have been chasing Tether for years, which I called the largest fraud since Madoff. It is now larger, and will blow up. I periodically write followups here and elsewhere.

Conference Talks

I present at conferences about 4~5 times a year, and generally request that the talk be made available after the conference.

I’ve spoken at Microconf almost every year and consider that community my home-away-from-home. You should absolutely attend if you are at all interested in running a software business.

MicroConf recommends my talks in this order, but chronologically works best for some people so:

• 2011: A Software Business on 5 Hours a Week (not recorded, but I have the slides)
• 2012: How to Engineer Marketing Success. Explains some of my common tactics, and broader mindset, on building engineering artifacts to influence marketing / sales outcomes.
• 2013: Building Things to Help You Sell the Things You Build, again on the mechanics of engineering sales and marketing.
• 2014: I’ve always said that the only thing that could keep me away from Microconf was the birth of a child. In 2014, we were blessed by the birth of our daughter Lillian.
• 2015: Leveling Up, on how entrepreneurship effectively has a career ladder, where what you learn doing one company can be used to help jumpstart the next. Slides
• 2016: I attended Microconf but was hip-deep in Starfighter and didn’t present.
• 2017: Paint by Numbers: From Productized Consulting to SaaS. This is the glide path for bootstrapping a software business off of a consulting/infoproduct sort of offering, and helps you avoid the long slow SaaS ramp of death. Slides.
• 2018: Your First 60 Days, on booting up a new Internet business. Covers marketing from a cold start, how to prioritize product development and other tasks, and what the minimum viable backoffice work is. Slides
• 2019: The Ethos of MicroConf, a bit of a personal reflection on life and business. Slides
• 2020-2022: I was not able to attend MicroConf due to the pandemic. Here’s hoping for 2023!

I also periodically speak at other conferences, on a potpurri of topics. You can find many of my presentations on Slideshare or SpeakerDeck.

Podcast

I am a frequent guest on podcasts.

I also occasionally host my own podcast. Some recent episodes:

• Kalzumeus Podcast Episode 14: Running A Business Portfolio with Jonathan Siegel
• Kalzumeus Podcast Episode 13: Selling Online Businesses With Thomas Smale
• Kalzumeus Podcast Episode 12: Salary Negotiation with Josh Doody

Videos

• Andrew Warner interviewed me on Mixergy.  (About one hour, comes with transcript half-written by me.)  Andrew is, by the way, the best interviewer in technology today.  You cannot do better than some of the insights he teases out of guests, and he has a wonderful way of making people so comfortable they forget to not answer the tough questions he slides in there.
• Gabriel Weinberg interviewed me with specific regards to SEO, mini-sites, and conversion optimization.  (About one hour, comes with transcript written by me.)
• I did a 7.5 minute lightning talk on selling software to underserved markets at Business of Software 2010.
• I spoke on Productizing Twilio Applications at TwilioConf 2011.
• Google brought me in to do a tech talk about What Engineers Don’t Know We Know About Marketing.

SEO

Content Creation:

• Before launch (July 1, 2006) I had a rough cut of my content creation strategy and figured out there would be seasonal elements to it.
• Right after launch, I stumbled on what turned into my first major SEO opportunity: Dolch Sight Words.  This started working rather quickly (was my main source of sales for almost a year), both for traffic and for backlinks.
• Optimizing your website for snowflake queries: the ones Google only sees once.  This eventually formed the core of my content creation strategy: as many pages as possible, each targeted at one specific, narrow interest.
• Most recommended series: After seeing the results of doing content creation by hand in notepad, I started trying to scale it up using Rails and get the content written by freelancers.  This ended up getting early positive results and eventually virtually taking over the business (now accounting for some 50% of sales and 75% of profits, give or take).  I eventually distilled this strategy into a presentation on SEO for software companies.
• Using evergreen content (that which is perpetually useful to consistent, unchanging needs of your customers) to make sales.  (Note: anti-pattern of a 10 year old blog post outranking product site happens frequently in consulting!)  My little brother busy trying to break into comic book writing advice also has thoughts on this here.

Mini-sites:

• I had a variety of mini-sites focused on my best performing single pieces of content, beginning with an experimental one for Christmas back in 2008. They tended to work exceptionally well in their second and third years. This is probably not worth doing anymore since SEO changes over time.
• Relatedly, I wrote up some tips on how to do holiday promotions.

Link Building:

• See everything I write about content creation, as they’re deeply entwined for me.
• Tactics and strategy for more effective link building.

On Page SEO:

• An early take on on-page optimizations.

Miscellaneous

• It took 11 days to rank for my product name and a month until organic SEO eclipsed PPC as a source of traffic for me.
• I tried buying links when I was young and stupid (slightly before Google came down hard on the practice).  It didn’t work out well.
• Put your blog in a subdirectory of the product domain.
• The right way to do a 301 redirect in Apache.
• Why I don’t recommend hiring SEO consultants.  Personal favorite.  (Ironic, since I have worked as one.)

Tough To Categorize But Still Useful

• Why I don’t write any Top Ten Ways To Sell A Widget articles.  Personal favorite.
• Dealing with market seasonality.

Statistics and Commentary

• Year in Review Posts: 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 (skipped), and 2016.
• From 2016 to 2023 I worked at Stripe. (I can’t show you our stats unless you come work with us on growing the GDP of the Internet.)